How I Died Trying to Rob a Wawa While Wearing A Panda Mask in New Jersey Last...
I had gone through the plan at least thirty-eight times in my head. Any more than that, and it either would have started to bore me, or else I’d start over analyzing the whole thing and getting nervous...
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Alan shifted groggily as the first ray of sunlight slipped through the cracks in his blinds, its luminescence clawing at his eyes. A threat to face the day. As with any afternoon like this, he thought...
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It always starts out with an excuse, a justification, something to alleviate the guilt and awkwardness. “Are you sure you’re okay?” or, “I’ve never done this before,” or “Does that feel good?” A voice...
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If Irony is defined as the opposite of the literal meaning of a thing, then why do we refer to the Ironic Hipster Mustache as being ironic? If we expect a hipster to have an ugly mustache, with the...
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